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You got it.  We're getting some of our money back!

There is a movement among some college lecturers to ban cell phones in their classrooms, because -- in addition to the obvious danger of cheating on exams -- students allegedly spend the whole period texting/web-surfing, etc., and not listening to the lecture.  That might explain the recent study showing that way too many people come out of college knowing no more than they knew when they started! 

Lynell, I'm sure my Grandsons would happily fix any of your electronics for free, but you would have to put up with their condescending attitudes, as they regard those of us who aren't computer geniuses as simple-minded Luddites.  Regarding not teaching cursive writing, it's already happened.  My 15-year-old Grandson was never taught cursive and can only print, although he's pretty good at reading cursive.  How will they ever read the Declaration of Independence?  Oh, wait, bad example:  no one can read that.  But, it will slow their note-taking in college, if they're attempting to do it manually.  Linus Wright's suggestion probably won't find any traction at DISD; he left under a cloud and has only negative good-will.

Lynell, All that with one hand and the wrong one at that?????

I needed a battery for my 2002 Honda car key and the dealership gave me one, I had just had some work done there to the tune of around $200 maintenance. I guess I looked,am,poor.

My Grandsons, who -- like most teenagers -- are electronic geniuses, claim that you can save almost any hardware that has been immersed in water (of which they have beaucous experience) by taking it apart and burying the parts in a container of uncooked rice, followed by, if necessary, a thorough blow-out with a hair dryer.  They have successfully revived more phones than I can count, plus numerous handheld video games (e.g., Nintendo ds).  Caveat:  don't try this with an iPod Touch; it won't work -- because of the way the battery is mounted -- and you'll end up with even more damage.

My "YOUNG" wife LaVeta washed my cell phone in her bath robe pocket, lucky I had another and switched the card out,works fine !!

Barry,  We are Lexus people and have a 2009 and a 2011 the keys are still batteries.  I did have to go to the dealer, but the battery was not 2K......whoa!!!  I think it was $95.